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Are tattoos likely to be banned ?

By Eric Girold

The little Grand Duchy of Luxembourg has planned to ban tattoo artists to settle into its borders, because it causes disruption on a large scale in the population.

Indeed, more and more youngsters are planning to get tattoos on their shoulders, arms and the rest of their bodies to protest against the dominant mercantile mentality of their parents.

"We are disgusted by their attitude, says 17-year-old Francis, and we want to stand apart from their lot". Unfortunately, they can only get tattoos with their parents' consent and they are bound by law to obey them until the ripe age of 21. So they cross the border to get to France, where as everybody is aware of, any perversion comes true.

Nadia has had a big dragon done on her belly, and she says it upsets her mother each time the teenager parades in front of the latter before taking a shower, because the tail of the mythic animal goes well below her waist, to disappear into regions that we could not mention here.

Police has already investigated this new series of unheard of unsocial behavior, pointing out some American and French tv series, which perverted scenarios have led the path to damnation for so many teenagers for a few weeks now.

Will they finally get rid of this plague ? Let's hope so because tattooed people are all drunkards, drug-pushers and ride American motorcycles that are a threat to the ozone layer. They shouldn't be allowed to beget more children, because some of them even come to life with inherited skull and bones designs on their milky skin. In the worst cases, svastikas have even been described.

Contributed by eldritch on October 15, 2008, at 2:29 AM UTC.

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